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Meet the Section - Ryan Alfson
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Name: Ryan Alfson
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Nickname: Alf
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Grade: 9
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Age: 14
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Where were you born? Mankato, MN
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Do you enjoy drawing triangles? Why? no they're to hard
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Have you been vaccinated for polio? no
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Favorite word: Jews
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Why is the sky blue? because
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Which is better, Tylenol or Ibuprofen? Ibuprofen
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Favorite instrument (other than trombone): Tuba
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List any infections you got today: a cold, exhaustion, overheating
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Doesn't Kyle just have...EVERYTHING??? yes
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Why must the girls make the boys cry? they are the spawn of satan
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What barnyard animal makes you hungry? pigs
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Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? because
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Have you seen my camera? yes it's in the toilet
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Which is your favorite toe? my little pinky toe
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Least favorite brand of toothpaste: toothpaste brand X
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........Huh? why is everything so confusing
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With which mythological character do you most identify? Minnie
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Why can't humans have tails? if we had tails we would always have to push it out of the way for everything we do
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does the coffee still taste bitter? yes the poor tree falls and you feel guilty and your coffee tastes bitter
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Where were you April 27th, 1993? I was sleeping on a tube filled with cobras
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How do you think the socioeconomic status of an individual affects his or her liberal or conservative position on such controversial topics as abortion and the death penalty? It's Minnie's fault
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What is love? the spawn of satan
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Quote: "Everything is the spawn of satan, I have proofs of purchase"
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