Meet the Section - Mike Janssen

• Name: Mike Janssen
• Nickname: Kyle
• Grade: 11
• Age: 16
• Where were you born? Sioux Falls
• Do you enjoy drawing triangles? Why? No, I like hexagons better
• Have you been vaccinated for polio? Of course!
• Favorite word: how can you pick just one??
• Why is the sky blue? What color would you like it to be???
• Which is better, Tylenol or Ibuprofen? Ibuprofen, cuz it's a cooler word
• Favorite instrument (other than trombone): soprano trumpet
• List any infections you got today: athlete's foot
• Doesn't Kyle just have...EVERYTHING??? of course I do!!
• Why must the girls make the boys cry? They take pleasure in our tears! hahah….j/k
• What barnyard animal makes you hungry? mooooooooooooooo
• Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? ...I don't know
• Have you seen my camera? Why yes I have…it's in Mini's pants!
• Which is your favorite toe? DeWilde toes!!
• Least favorite brand of toothpaste: that one kind….you know….with that funny bottle…you know what I mean
• ........Huh? I like Ike.
• With which mythological character do you most identify? Hercules!! Haha...no...just kidding…
• Why can't humans have tails? Cuz that would look funny
• If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does the coffee still taste bitter? I hate coffee
• Where were you April 27th, 1993? Probably in school
• How do you think the socioeconomic status of an individual affects his or her liberal or conservative position on such controversial topics as abortion and the death penalty? I'm sure it affects his/her position quite muchly
• What is love? Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perserveres. (1 Cor. 13:4-7)
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